OPRAH INVITES HUNDREDS OF LUCKY FANS TO BE BURIED WITH HER IN MASSIVE TOMB

This video is dedicated to my friend Laura, who rushes home each day from her job as a palliative care social worker to catch the last 30 minutes of Oprah.

When it’s your time to go, Laura, I’ll make sure you’re with Oprah.

Forever.

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3 Responses to “OPRAH INVITES HUNDREDS OF LUCKY FANS TO BE BURIED WITH HER IN MASSIVE TOMB”
  1. Elaine 2 December 2010 at 12:29 PM #

    Is that for real? You know- I had to stop watching Oprah. Yes, it’s true!
    Subliminal messaging! She uses it!
    I found that every afternoon when her show came on I turned into a Stepford Wife. I would go into this haze, head to the pantry, don my apron and pour a glass of wine. Then between commercials I would be cooking up a storm.
    Thank heaven for my family intervention or I would be knocked down drunk in the bathtub everyday when my husband got home from work.
    I swear this is perfectly true!
    PS Love your blog!

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    • danielbaylis 2 December 2010 at 3:40 PM #

      Thanks Elaine!

      And no, it’s not for real.

      But it’s for real funny.

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  2. Ravle 25 August 2011 at 1:58 AM #

    Amazing this airs as simultaneous news with world crises of environment: Our conviction and attention to personal desires, now becoming the most intimate peril: our habitats destroyed, and we die because of our wastes, on the face of a wonderful earth.

    By the way Daniel, I think you ought to consider the hilarity of your words and personal imagine when you joke in the face of spiritual figures, (huge in comparison of soul)- and promote self indulgent bloging. I understand you are gay, So am I, but too often gays resort to self vanity in ‘stead of feeling different. To what difference of sexual opinion are your constituent particles abide’d? Ease off it. BWV 870, follow therein moderate giving.

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