LETTER HOME: DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I QUIT MY JOB FOR DOLLY?
Dear Family and Friends,
Did I ever tell you about the time I quit my job for Dolly?
It’s true.
It basically came down to two mutually exclusive choices: continue my work with Pleasance Theatre OR quit my job to go see Dolly. Like any sensible human being, I chose Dolly.
I don’t want to dwell too much on the subject of me leaving. I’ve already expressed my dissatisfaction of the working environment in last week’s Letter Home, and I have shared many of my frustrations in my Letter of Resignation. I don’t feel proud of what I’ve done; yet I have no regrets either. It was a delicate situation that I tried to navigate with grace. I’ll let you decide if grace has been achieved.
Thanks for the many comments left over the week. You’ve certainly helped contextualize the situation. I’ve been accused of being many things, ranging from “limp aresed dick” and a “change agent.” I think, perhaps, the truth might exist somewhere in between.
But enough about me. Let’s talk Dolly.
She was lovely, and she played the hits: Jolene, 9 to 5, Islands in the Stream and I Will Always Love You. I shed a couple of tears during Coat of Many Colors, simply because the song is woven with meaning about the importance of kindness. The most chilling performance of the evening was her a cappella version of Little Sparrow. Her voice quivered with sentiment.
I also appreciated a new song called The Sacrifice, which lyrically summed up many of the beliefs I have about the necessity of surrendering some things to gain others. “You don’t drink the water if you don’t dig the well,” she sang. Daniel Baylis doesn’t get to a Dolly concert without quitting a job.
Let’s just assume she wrote the song for me.
For those who are familiar with the personality of Dolly, you’ll know that the little quips and one-liners are part of her charm. And last night, she was certainly on her game:
- “Where I’m from, if a man wears a skirt, he could get kilt!” (In reference to a stage hand wearing a kilt)
- “SAXY!” (After hammering out a saxophone solo. Throughout the evening Dolly played the saxophone, guitar, banjo, tin whistle, harmonica, piano and autoharp.)
- “In the new film that I’m in, I thought I had moves like Beyoncé. But my coworkers referred to me as Beyon-savin’!” (Dolly stars in a film called Joyful Noise, set for release this January).
- “People are always asking me how I stay so happy all the time, and why I’m still smiling. Those ain’t smiles! That’s botox!”
It was a lovely evening, made all the more memorable by the process that it took to get there.
Thanks for being part of that process.
xoxo
Daniel
PS: Here are a couple of videos that help tell the story of the evening!
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Matching Dolly T-shirts.
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Love your excitement Dan, I got teary just knowing you were teary! And I must say, after all these years of not being a Dollyite I afind that I might be coming round to your side…..
I’m so glad you two got to enjoy this together!! The fun you both have with each other is great to see!
Solid decision. “I’m quitting for Dolly” is:
A. The best line ever.
And,
B. Just a good philosophy. You only get so many opportunities to show up and celebrate the things that bring you energy in honoring them. There’s a difference between a set of life-sucking inane tasks and “duties”, and you owe the latter (not the former) to the world.
Choosing Dolly is never wrong. Ever.
Thank you for sharing this with me Daniel.
I had the pleasure of seeing Ms. Dolly myself and my own heart strings were being tugged on the whole night through. She’s truly got something that no one else does.
Oh, and glad you got a kick out of the jokes. My favourite was:
“I want to thank you all for coming out tonight and supporting me. I know the tickets are awfully expensive but the fact of the matter is I really need the money. You would be SHOCKED at the price of industrial bras these days!”
WIN!