10 PEOPLE I’D BANG
Here at “The Conversationalist,” we can get a little introspective at times (and by “we” I mean “I”). I want my readers to see me as a holistic individual. I enjoy my freelance philosophizing sessions, and wrestling with life’s grandiose questions.
But I’m not just inspirational quotes and self-reflection sessions. I also like to objectify hot people.
Here are 10 people that I’d love to bang.
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You know what they say, if yer hot the dance floor, there’s a good chance yer hot in the sack.
Ms. Janelle Monae has got the dance moves, thus…
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That dreamy Brit from “A Single Man,” Mathew Goode.
When he’s ready to leave his wife and kids, I’ll be waiting.
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Okay, maybe Penelope Cruz is a bit too obvious, but she’s got that irresistible Spanish accent!
Share the latino passion.
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Beefcake Isaiah Mustafa, the Old Spice Guy.
Ain’t no shame, cheesy can be sexy. And he’d smell good.
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International burlesque star Scarlett James makes a living out of being a seductress.
I believe she could teach me some very important things.
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Songstress Joan Baez, but in the 1970′s, please.
I bet her hair smells like the wind.
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Raspy-throated singer-songwriter Ray LaMontage.
I could hold him in my arms, and tell him that he doesn’t have to feel so empty.
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Volumtuous vixen, Christina Hendricks from Mad Men.
I’m going to pitch a new show, it’s called Mad Motorboat.
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This mustachioed parachute man from the Rufskin ads.
I’m less interested in buying the jeans, and more interested in buying the harness… with him in it.
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It’s okay to sexualize Jesus, right? Scruffalicious men have always done it for me.
Besides, he just looks so eager to please.
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I never knew you went both ways and its sweet you wanna be touched by Jesus ;-)
Ray Lamontagne. Mmmmmmmm – I bet he smells like warm pouding chômeur, too! :)
Step away form Mathew Goode. Right. Now.
You can have your scruffalicious, but leave Mr. Handsome Cleancut alone. Mine. ALL Mine.