Dandy Stuff

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I try to not over think things.

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I enjoy a bit of pampering.

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I want you to take a rest.

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I think your parents did the best job they could.

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I’m a fucking romantic.

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I am the king of this nation.

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I need my space.

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I like your pie.

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I’m a fuckin’ monster, too.

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I am from Canada, and I’m used to being on top.

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I will love you despite the nose thing.

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I wish I wore better hats.

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I’ve been known to wrestle sharks, too.

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I think that limits are important.

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I could burst into flames at any moment.

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I believe you can start over, if you need to.

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I’d “like” your ass.

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I hunt the hunter.

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I howl at the moon.

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I believe it’s important to express gratitude.

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I am searching for something wild.

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I believe that the clothes make the man.

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I abide by the rules.

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I try to keep it awesome.

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I like to try new things.

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I’m just sayin’.

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I roll with rock stars.

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I find it sometimes hard to get out of bed.

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I’ve been pricked.

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I have my cantankerous side.

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I get scared sometimes, too.

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I am running for my life.

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I am made weary by existentialism.

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I fully realize my insignificance.

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I’m not afraid of storms.

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I don’t want to find your eggs.

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I’m always looking for new yoga partners.

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